If You Give a Mom a Muffin
If you give a mom a muffin
She’ll want a strong cup of coffee to go with it, She’ll make herself some.
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee She’ll wipe it up.
While wiping the floor she’ll find dirty socks.
She’ll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer, she’ll trip over boots and bump
into the box of Goodwill items.
Bumping into the Goodwill items will remind her that she has to get these
boxes out of her basement and into the car.
When she puts the boxes in the car, she’ll find a bag of groceries and this
will remind her she has to cook dinner.
She will get out the chicken defrosting in the fridge.
She’ll look for her cookbook, “101 Things To Do With Chicken”
The cookbook will be sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the Netflix movie she’s meant to send back and the phone bill,
which is due tomorrow.
The checkbook will be in her purse that is being dumped out by her
As she bends down to rescue her purse, she’ll smell something funny.
She’ll change the baby’s diaper.
While she is throwing away the diaper and searching for the hand sanitizer,
the phone will ring.
Her three-year-old will answer and hang up.
She’ll remember she wants to call a friend – not for coffee, but for a very
Thinking of drinking will remind her that she was going to have a cup of
coffee in order to stay awake for the rest of the day.
And chances are….
If she finds her cup of coffee (which she has to reheat by now), Her
children will have eaten the muffin that goes with it.
My life in a nutshell these days…